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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Gone Baby Gone

WISHLIST WEDNESDAY COME TRUE! I did it. I bleached them.

And good riddance. My brows bored me. I can't believe it took me this long to do it. I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, EYEBROWS. Lolz jay kay, we are just taking a break, eyebrows and I.

All the hair bleaching kits at the beauty store are all "MUST NOT TOUCH SKIN, ESPECIALLY NOT FACE OR CERTAIN DEATH". So I'm like "Fack. What do?"

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A JUDGEMENT-FREE ZONE because I am about to tell you how I did it.

Pubic hair dye kit.

No fucking joke.

It comes with a bleach mixture and dye to make your bush fanciful colors, yknow?

Welp. I figure if it's safe on my vajayjay (which, by the way, it totally is, wink wink) then it's SAFE ENOUGH FOR MY FACE.

The pubic hair kit is available from Betty Beauty ($15) and the Manic Panic Virgin Snow Toner ($7) I had to find on eBay.

So I left it on for about 15 minutes. And yes, it did start to burn a tad. And just when I got a little concerned (I was reading blogs while letting the bleach sit), I ran across these photos...

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Of Lara Stone...And then I decided it didn't hurt so bad afterall.

I then did the toner for about 20 minutes and viola! I then took these terrible self-shooter pics in my bathroom by the luminescence of this shitty incandescent light! The things I do for you...

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I may never have gap teeth and giant titties like Lara Stone by GODDAMNIT I will have nearly-nonexistent eyebrows.

28 comments:

  1. he! thanks for your comment
    great blog
    kisses
    AJS

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  2. totally makes your face glow! love this look on you X100!

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  3. Nice pictures!!!Excellent!!

    Salut, Francesc

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  4. Thank you for your comment, dear! Great post!

    Kisses,

    http://pollysboudoir.blogspot.com/

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  5. looks good. but no more red pubic hair? (it's ok, i don't like mine red either)

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  6. The part about hair bleaching kits is funny. You did a great job on the bleaching..looks good. :)

    xx
    Heel in Mint
    www.heelinmint.blogspot.com

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  7. the bleach eyebrows look amazing on you! i love your freckles too :)

    thestylechildblog.com

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  8. i love first photo! i follow you, back? Kisses from mynicestworld

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  9. Lara is a good one to imitate.. and noone else is built like her anyways. except maybe doutzen.. those Dutch girls make me proud of my heritage, if not slightly/hugely jealous.

    I cracked up reading this- your brows definitely look naturally light tho! looks great.

    xx from SF!
    -Robin

    teashopsandportapots.blogspot.com

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  10. gorgeous love the bleached brows! you look amazing! and of course great photos of lara!

    http://kc-citystyle.blogspot.com/

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  11. you look beautiful! :)
    same with lara, lol

    xx

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  12. you look amazing! it really suits you :)

    http://iam-kbc.blogspot.com

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  13. Super amazing job! :D
    http://sassyuptownchic.blogspot.com/
    SassyUptownChic xoxo Kim

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  14. so pretty!
    love it :D
    xx
    www.vnikali.blogspot.com

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  15. I love frogs too, thats the reason of the name of my blog!

    I hope I never have to touch my eyebrows, I like them!!


    thanks for your comment

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  16. Thanks so much *

    You are prety and you have a nice blog *

    Maybe we can follow each other ?

    http://itsluckynumberseven.blogspot.com

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  17. LOVE Lara Stone! This editorial it's amazing!

    http://justreptilia.blogspot.com

    xx

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  18. hahahaha this post is so funny!!! but you are a genious!!! the result is totally awesome, makes me wanna dye my eyebrows!! following you now, follow me back?

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  19. Really cute pics!!!
    You have a really nice blog :)

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  20. thanks for stopping by my blog :)

    The eyebrows look good.
    Now time to set up a fund to shave part of your teeth and to get a boob job.. go! hahahahah

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  21. Your eyebrows look perfect, so edgy and cool! <3
    http://cupcakesandtreacle.blogspot.com/

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  22. love your blog! such a pretty girl you are!

    xo

    Bang & Buck

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  23. everyone be bleachin their brows, but few can pull it off. they look super.
    <3 theseunitedstatesofamericans

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  24. love them ! you are such a beauty!

    fashionbater

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  25. In another life I will have your glorious hair colour and freckles... (fingers crossed)

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